{"product_id":"jd-vance-unscented-candle","title":"Acqua di Vance - 9 oz Unscented JD Vance Candle","description":"\u003cp class=\"PDq2pG_selectionAnchorContainer\"\u003eSome candles fill the room with vanilla, cedarwood or lavender. \u003cstrong\u003eAcqua di Vance\u003c\/strong\u003e contributes absolutely nothing detectable, which is exactly the point. This 9 oz unscented JD Vance candle offers no fragrance, no recognizable notes and no risk of committing to one particular atmosphere.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eMade with 100% natural soy wax from USA-farmed soybeans and a cotton wick, it contains 7.5 oz of wax and burns for approximately 50–60 hours. The vibrant cartoon label turns political uncertainty into cheerful home décor, making it a funny gift for anyone who likes their satire dry, their candles unscented and their convictions difficult to locate.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003ePart of our\u003cstrong\u003e \u003ca href=\"https:\/\/tantrummediastore.com\/collections\/politics\" title=\"Politics Collection\"\u003ePolitics Collection\u003c\/a\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e, where even the absence of a scent can make a statement.\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Tantrum Media","offers":[{"title":"Unscented \/ One size","offer_id":44284949987393,"sku":"18270570107967060625","price":32.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0590\/0592\/7489\/files\/acqua-di-vance-unscented-jd-vance-candle-flat-lay.png?v=1785600271","url":"https:\/\/tantrummediastore.com\/products\/jd-vance-unscented-candle","provider":"Tantrum Media Store","version":"1.0","type":"link"}