{"product_id":"legalese-unisex-fleece-sweatshirt","title":"Legalese Unisex Fleece Sweatshirt","description":"\u003cp\u003eSome people speak English. Others charge by the hour to explain what they meant. The Legalese Unisex Sweatshirtcelebrates the beautiful absurdity of a profession that can turn a three-word sentence into a 40-page document, complete with footnotes, disclaimers, and a bill for reading it.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eWith its bold serif typography and unapologetically simple design, this graphic crewneck sweatshirt belongs in law school libraries, downtown offices, courthouse coffee runs, and anywhere someone has ever said “pursuant to” without laughing. It's a wardrobe staple for law students, attorneys, paralegals, legal assistants, and anyone whose relationship with fine print has become alarmingly personal.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eMade with EcoSmart® fleece, this crewneck sweatshirt contains up to 5% recycled polyester sourced from plastic bottles, giving discarded plastic a second career without requiring it to pass the bar. The fabric is a comfortable 50% cotton and 50% polyester blend (fiber content varies by color), with a medium weight of 7.8 oz\/yd² (264 g\/m²), a regular unisex fit, and a soft fleece interior. Cozy enough for late-night case studies, easy enough for weekend errands, and sufficiently respectable for a video meeting where nobody needs to know what's happening below the desk.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eAvailable in a selection of colors, the Legalese Sweatshirt brings a little personality to an occupation that already has plenty of clauses.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003ePart of the Tantrum Media Store \u003ca href=\"https:\/\/tantrummediastore.com\/collections\/legal\" title=\"Legal Collection\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eLegal Collection\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/a\u003e, where original apparel and accessories give the fine print something worth talking about.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ctable id=\"size-guide\" style=\"min-width: 360px;\"\u003e\n\u003cthead\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003cth style=\"padding: 10px;\"\u003e \u003c\/th\u003e\n\u003cth style=\"color: #000000; font-weight: 500; text-align: left; font-size: 15px; padding: 10px;\"\u003eM\u003c\/th\u003e\n\u003cth style=\"color: #000000; 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