{"product_id":"marco-rubio-parody-panties","title":"Marco Rubio Parody Panties – Political Humor Underwear","description":"\u003cdiv class=\"relative w-full overflow-visible\"\u003e\n\u003csection class=\"text-token-text-primary w-full focus:outline-none [--shadow-height:45px] has-data-writing-block:pointer-events-none has-data-writing-block:-mt-(--shadow-height) has-data-writing-block:pt-(--shadow-height) [\u0026amp;:has([data-writing-block])\u0026gt;*]:pointer-events-auto R6Vx5W_threadScrollVars scroll-mb-[calc(var(--scroll-root-safe-area-inset-bottom,0px)+var(--thread-response-height))] scroll-mt-(--header-height)\" dir=\"auto\" data-turn-id=\"5d49c27d-129d-4b7f-a23e-3856f08f5acf\" data-turn-id-container=\"5d49c27d-129d-4b7f-a23e-3856f08f5acf\" data-testid=\"conversation-turn-155\" data-scroll-anchor=\"false\" data-turn=\"user\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"text-base my-auto mx-auto pt-12 [--thread-content-margin:var(--thread-content-margin-xs,calc(var(--spacing)*4))] @w-sm\/main:[--thread-content-margin:var(--thread-content-margin-sm,calc(var(--spacing)*6))] @w-lg\/main:[--thread-content-margin:var(--thread-content-margin-lg,calc(var(--spacing)*16))] px-(--thread-content-margin)\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"[--thread-content-max-width:40rem] @w-lg\/main:[--thread-content-max-width:48rem] mx-auto max-w-(--thread-content-max-width) flex-1 group\/turn-messages focus-visible:outline-hidden relative flex w-full min-w-0 flex-col\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"flex max-w-full flex-col gap-4 grow\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv data-message-author-role=\"user\" data-message-id=\"5d49c27d-129d-4b7f-a23e-3856f08f5acf\" dir=\"auto\" class=\"min-h-8 text-message relative flex w-full flex-col items-end gap-2 text-start break-words whitespace-normal outline-none keyboard-focused:focus-ring [.text-message+\u0026amp;]:mt-1\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"flex w-full flex-col gap-1 empty:hidden items-end rtl:items-start\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"flex flex-col w-fit max-w-(--user-chat-width,70%) items-start self-end rtl:items-end rtl:self-start\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"user-message-bubble-color corner-superellipse\/0.98 relative min-w-0 overflow-hidden rounded-[22px] px-4 py-2.5 leading-6 w-full\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv data-custom-highlighting-behavior=\"boundary\" class=\"A_HxFq_root\" data-testid=\"collapsible-user-message-root\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv id=\"_r_3ok_\" data-testid=\"collapsible-user-message-content\" class=\"A_HxFq_content\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"max-w-full min-w-0 [overflow-wrap:anywhere] whitespace-pre-wrap\"\u003e\n\u003cmeta charset=\"UTF-8\"\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"0\" data-end=\"63\"\u003eLooking for underwear with a political agenda? You’ve found it.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"65\" data-end=\"258\"\u003eThese Marco Rubio Panties feature a full repeat of that very recognizable face, currently balancing speeches, interviews, strategy, and now… your outfit choices. A busy man. A versatile résumé.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"260\" data-end=\"607\"\u003ePrinted on a bold base with clean black trim, they strike that rare balance between completely ridiculous and surprisingly well put together. Confident, unapologetic, and somehow more coordinated than half of Washington. And let’s be honest, it takes some serious political balls to end up on a pair of statement underwear and still look composed.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"609\" data-end=\"810\"\u003eMade from a soft, breathable stretch fabric that moves with you, not against you, these panties are lightweight, smooth on the skin, and flexible enough for all-day comfort without digging or bunching.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"812\" data-end=\"1005\"\u003eThe classic brief cut offers a secure, flattering fit, while the elastic waistband keeps everything in place without overcomplicating things. Stable. Structured. Bipartisan support for comfort.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"1007\" data-end=\"1137\"\u003eWear them for the laugh.\u003cbr data-start=\"1031\" data-end=\"1034\"\u003eWear them because normal underwear is forgettable.\u003cbr data-start=\"1084\" data-end=\"1087\"\u003eWear them because subtlety clearly wasn’t invited.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"1139\" data-end=\"1216\"\u003eMade from 97% polyester and 3% spandex for softness, durability, and stretch.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/section\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"1476\" data-end=\"1602\"\u003eThis piece belongs to our \u003ca href=\"https:\/\/tantrummediastore.com\/collections\/politics\" title=\"Politics Collection\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003ePolitics Collection.\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/a\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Tantrum Media","offers":[{"title":"S \/ Black stitching","offer_id":42272964509761,"sku":"18140577624693876537","price":44.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"M \/ Black stitching","offer_id":42272964542529,"sku":"27486149526455157225","price":44.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"L \/ Black stitching","offer_id":42272964575297,"sku":"25137408992915012722","price":44.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0590\/0592\/7489\/files\/marco-rubio-political-panties-editorial-flat-lay-womens-underwear.png?v=1778599944","url":"https:\/\/tantrummediastore.com\/products\/marco-rubio-parody-panties","provider":"Tantrum Media Store","version":"1.0","type":"link"}