{"product_id":"pete-hegseth-panties","title":"Pete Hegseth Panties","description":"\u003cp class=\"isSelectedEnd\"\u003eMost panties are designed to be forgotten.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"isSelectedEnd\"\u003eThese are designed to make people ask questions.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"isSelectedEnd\"\u003eFeaturing an all-over Pete Hegseth print, these panties take political fandom, internet humor, and questionable life choices and combine them into one gloriously unexpected piece of apparel. Somewhere between patriotic pride and peak absurdity lies this design—and honestly, we're pretty comfortable here.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"isSelectedEnd\"\u003eMade from lightweight polyester fabric, these panties are soft, breathable, and built for everyday comfort. Whether you're a news junkie, a political humor enthusiast, or simply someone who appreciates the fine art of confusing people, these are guaranteed to stand out in your underwear drawer.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"isSelectedEnd\"\u003ePart of our \u003ca href=\"https:\/\/tantrummediastore.com\/collections\/politics\" title=\"Politics Collection\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003ePolitics Collection\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/a\u003e, this design celebrates the personalities who dominate headlines, fuel debates, and inspire some of the internet's most entertaining conversations.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"isSelectedEnd\"\u003eWill wearing Pete Hegseth panties make you stronger? No.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"isSelectedEnd\"\u003eWill they improve your push-up count? 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