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Cupid Slayer Pillow

Cupid Slayer Pillow

Regular price $38.00 USD
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🎯 Cupid Slayer Pillow – 16" x 16" & 18" x 18" | Anti-Romance Defense System

 

Tired of Cupid’s unsolicited arrows? Say no more! The Cupid Slayer Pillow is here to swat love away in style while keeping you comfy. Featuring a bold and hilarious design of Cupid caught in the sights of a fly swatter, this pillow is perfect for the proudly single, the heartbreak survivors, or anyone who believes love is just a well-marketed scam.

Made with 100% polyester canvas and stuffed with 100% polyester filling, this pillow is as durable as your commitment to staying drama-free. Whether you’re lounging, napping, or simply declaring your independence from relationships, the Cupid Slayer Pillow is the ultimate anti-love statement piece.

🔥 Features:

✔ Available in 16" x 16" & 18" x 18" – the perfect fit for beds, couches, and cozy corners
✔ Soft yet durable 100% polyester canvas cover – built to last, just like your single era
✔ Plush polyester filling – because self-love deserves comfort
✔ Unique, eye-catching design – guaranteed to make people laugh (or think twice about Valentine’s Day)
✔ Great conversation starter & anti-Valentine’s gift – because who needs love when you have great taste in pillows?

Cupid had a good run, but it’s over now. Get the Cupid Slayer Pillow and enjoy the single life in comfort and style. 🏹💥



EU representative: Tantrum Media LLC, tantrum.media.store@gmail.com, 225 E 46th street #3F, New York, NY, 10017, US

Product information: Generic brand, 2 year warranty in EU and Northern Ireland as per Directive 1999/44/EC

Care instructions: Sponge clean only, Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), gentle cycle, mild detergent (*Pillowcase only, not the filling), Do not bleach, Tumble dry: low heat (*Pillowcase only, not the filling), Do not iron, Do not dryclean

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