• Square throw pillow with a cartoon Cupid flying away from a spray can labeled Cupid Repellent against a blue sky background.
  • Throw pillow on a grey couch featuring a cartoon Cupid being sprayed with “Cupid Repellent” in a retro pop art style.
  • Cupid Slayer throw pillow on a bed with white pillows, showing the cartoon Cupid and Cupid Repellent design.
  • Back view of Cupid Slayer throw pillow showing a soft pastel sky gradient with no graphic.
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Cupid Slayer Anti-Valentine Throw Pillow

Cupid Slayer Anti-Valentine Throw Pillow

$42.00 USD
$42.00 USD
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Love is optional. Comfort is not.

The Cupid Slayer Anti-Valentine Throw Pillow is your official anti-romance statement piece—designed for anyone who’s done with clichés, situationships, and overpriced flowers that die in three days. This pillow doesn’t whisper. It makes eye contact.

Featuring a bold retro pop-art cartoon of Cupid getting shut down mid-mission, this design is playful, sarcastic, and just rebellious enough to say “not today.” Whether it lives on your couch, bed, or favorite overthinking spot, it turns your space into a no-nonsense zone with a sense of humor.

Made from durable polyester canvas with a plush, supportive filling, it’s built for binge-watching, doom-scrolling, napping, and emotionally detaching in style. Soft where it counts, sharp where it matters.

Available in 16x16 and 18x18, this pillow is the perfect gift for singles, skeptics, self-lovers, and anyone who prefers boundaries over bouquets.

Part of the Singlehood Collection — for people who choose themselves first.

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