Fauci’s Diary Political Satire Hardcover Journal

For the notes, timelines, revised explanations and remarkably selective memories that never seem to fit inside a congressional hearing.

The Fauci’s Diary Matte Hardcover Journal is a pastel filing system for inconvenient questions, institutional contradictions and sentences beginning with, “That is not what I meant.” The cover surrounds one of America’s most divisive public officials with cheerful bunnies, tiny hearts, syringes and an N95 mask, turning bureaucratic authority into the kind of innocent-looking notebook that absolutely knows more than it is saying.

Available in 5.75" × 8", this matte hardcover journal includes 150 lined pages for documenting contradictions, tracking official statements, recording your own version of events or writing things down before the public record receives another revision.

Cute enough for a nightstand and pointed enough to start an argument, it makes a memorable gift for political skeptics, contrarians, free-speech enthusiasts, government-accountability advocates and anyone who watched certainty become guidance, guidance become nuance and nuance become nobody’s responsibility.

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