Acqua di Vance - 9 oz Unscented JD Vance Candle

Some candles fill the room with vanilla, cedarwood or lavender. Acqua di Vance contributes absolutely nothing detectable, which is exactly the point. This 9 oz unscented JD Vance candle offers no fragrance, no recognizable notes and no risk of committing to one particular atmosphere.

Made with 100% natural soy wax from USA-farmed soybeans and a cotton wick, it contains 7.5 oz of wax and burns for approximately 50–60 hours. The vibrant cartoon label turns political uncertainty into cheerful home décor, making it a funny gift for anyone who likes their satire dry, their candles unscented and their convictions difficult to locate.

Part of our Politics Collection, where even the absence of a scent can make a statement.