• White Legalese unisex fleece crewneck sweatshirt with bold black serif lettering across the front.
  • A woman in a law office wearing a beige sweatshirt with the word 'Legalese' printed on the front, holding a coffee cup and stacks of papers under the text 'LEGAL COLLISION'.
  • Young woman wearing a pink Legalese unisex sweatshirt while holding coffee at a cluttered legal office desk with case files and law books.
  • Light pink Legalese unisex fleece crewneck sweatshirt featuring bold black serif lettering on the front.
  • Back view of the light pink Legalese unisex crewneck sweatshirt with plain fabric and ribbed cuffs and hem.
  • Young woman wearing a light pink Legalese sweatshirt while walking across a college campus carrying notebooks and a canvas tote bag.
  • Young professional wearing a sand-colored Legalese fleece sweatshirt while carrying paperwork and coffee through an office.
  • Sand-colored Legalese unisex fleece sweatshirt with black serif typography across the chest.
  • Back view of a sand-colored Legalese unisex fleece crewneck sweatshirt with plain fabric and ribbed cuffs.
  • College student wearing an orange Legalese sweatshirt while walking outdoors with notebooks and iced coffee.
  • Bright orange Legalese unisex crewneck sweatshirt with bold black lettering and a regular fit.
  • Young man wearing a light blue Legalese unisex sweatshirt while checking his phone on a New York City subway platform.
  • Light blue Legalese unisex fleece sweatshirt with black serif text printed across the chest.
  • Law student wearing a hot pink Legalese sweatshirt while studying legal textbooks and notes with coffee at a library table.
  • Hot pink Legalese unisex fleece crewneck sweatshirt featuring large black serif lettering.
  • Student wearing a white Legalese graphic sweatshirt while working on a laptop surrounded by law books and handwritten notes.
  • Young man wearing a heather gray Legalese crewneck sweatshirt while walking along a city sidewalk carrying books and a shoulder bag.
  • Heather gray Legalese unisex graphic crewneck sweatshirt with bold black legal-themed typography.
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Legalese Unisex Fleece Sweatshirt

Legalese Unisex Fleece Sweatshirt

$85.00 USD
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Some people speak English. Others charge by the hour to explain what they meant. The Legalese Unisex Sweatshirtcelebrates the beautiful absurdity of a profession that can turn a three-word sentence into a 40-page document, complete with footnotes, disclaimers, and a bill for reading it.

With its bold serif typography and unapologetically simple design, this graphic crewneck sweatshirt belongs in law school libraries, downtown offices, courthouse coffee runs, and anywhere someone has ever said “pursuant to” without laughing. It's a wardrobe staple for law students, attorneys, paralegals, legal assistants, and anyone whose relationship with fine print has become alarmingly personal.

Made with EcoSmart® fleece, this crewneck sweatshirt contains up to 5% recycled polyester sourced from plastic bottles, giving discarded plastic a second career without requiring it to pass the bar. The fabric is a comfortable 50% cotton and 50% polyester blend (fiber content varies by color), with a medium weight of 7.8 oz/yd² (264 g/m²), a regular unisex fit, and a soft fleece interior. Cozy enough for late-night case studies, easy enough for weekend errands, and sufficiently respectable for a video meeting where nobody needs to know what's happening below the desk.

Available in a selection of colors, the Legalese Sweatshirt brings a little personality to an occupation that already has plenty of clauses.

Part of the Tantrum Media Store Legal Collection, where original apparel and accessories give the fine print something worth talking about.

  M L XL
Width, in 21.97 23.98 25.98
Length, in 27.48 28.46 29.49
Sleeve length, in 35.25 35.87 36.62
Size tolerance, in 1.00 1.00 1.00

 

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