Legalese Unisex Sweatshirt

The Legalese Sweatshirt is basically your new study buddy, only softer and way less judgmental than your casebook. This unisex crew neck pullover is covered in colorful legal terms, “Affidavit,” “Subpoena,” “Estoppel”—so you can flex your vocab even when you’re running on caffeine and outlines. Made from a soft, durable polyester blend, it’s lightweight, cozy, and crease-resistant (unlike your notes). The crew neck design makes it easy to throw on for lecture marathons, cold library nights, or mock trials where you just want to look sharp without trying too hard. Part of our cheeky Legal Collection, it’s the ultimate way to show you’re fluent in legalese before you’ve even passed the bar. Warning: professors may ask you to define “consideration” when you wear it, good luck with that.

EU representative: Tantrum Media LLC, tantrum.media.store@gmail.com, 225 E 46th street, New York, NY, 10017, US

Product information: Generic brand, 2 year warranty in EU and Northern Ireland as per Directive 1999/44/EC

Care instructions: Do not dryclean, Do not iron, Tumble dry: low heat, Do not bleach, Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)