Proudly Childless Socks

Introducing the Proudly Childless Crew Socks in Black, because why should parents have all the fun with their novelty socks? These babies are made for those of us who know the joy of sleeping in, sipping coffee in peace, and booking spontaneous trips without needing a babysitter. Crafted with a cushioned heel-to-toe design, they deliver all-day comfort whether you’re strutting through the office, lounging at home, or dancing solo on a Friday night. Made from a durable blend of polyester, nylon, cotton, and spandex, these socks are built to last just like your commitment to a kid-free lifestyle. One size fits most, from women’s 5 to men’s 12 US, making them versatile for every proudly child-free rebel. Slip these on, and let your feet do the talking—they’ll say what you already know: being childless is not only a choice, it’s a vibe.

EU representative: Tantrum Media LLC, tantrum.media.store@gmail.com, 225 E 46th street, New York, NY, 10017, US

Product information: Generic brand, 2 year warranty in EU and Northern Ireland as per Directive 1999/44/EC

Care instructions: Do not dryclean, Do not iron, Do not tumble dry, Do not bleach, Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)