Stop Flying Monkeys T- Shirt

Flying monkeys aren’t just in The Wizard of Oz—they’re in offices, politics, and sometimes your group chat. That’s why the Stop Flying Monkeys T-Shirt exists, to remind the world you’re not playing along with the nonsense. Crafted from 100% Airlume combed and ring-spun cotton, it’s breathable, ridiculously soft, and strong enough to endure the grind of modern life without shrinking into irrelevance. The retail fit makes it versatile for a casual brunch, a protest march, or yes, even that Zoom call where you’re secretly rolling your eyes. With its unisex design, this tee refuses to play into outdated boxes just like you. It’s more than fabric; it’s wearable satire, a statement piece that whispers (or shouts) “I see the game, and I’m not your pawn.” Slip it on and let them know the era of blind obedience is officially canceled.