Stop Flying Monkeys T- Shirt

Flying monkeys aren’t just in The Wizard of Oz—they’re in offices, politics, and sometimes your group chat. That’s why the Stop Flying Monkeys T-Shirt exists, to remind the world you’re not playing along with the nonsense. Crafted from 100% Airlume combed and ring-spun cotton, it’s breathable, ridiculously soft, and strong enough to endure the grind of modern life without shrinking into irrelevance. The retail fit makes it versatile for a casual brunch, a protest march, or yes, even that Zoom call where you’re secretly rolling your eyes. With its unisex design, this tee refuses to play into outdated boxes just like you. It’s more than fabric; it’s wearable satire, a statement piece that whispers (or shouts) “I see the game, and I’m not your pawn.” Slip it on and let them know the era of blind obedience is officially canceled.

EU representative: Tantrum Media LLC, tantrum.media.store@gmail.com, 225 E 46th street, New York, NY, 10017, US

Product information: Bella+Canvas 3001, 2 year warranty in EU and Northern Ireland as per Directive 1999/44/EC

Warnings, Hazard: For adults, Blank product sourced from Honduras

Care instructions: Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), Non-chlorine: bleach as needed, Tumble dry: low heat, Iron, steam or dry: medium heat, Do not dryclean